Truth in advertising:

• ”freedom - you can’t say no to our new autumn collection” goes the tagline of the latest desperate attempt by M&S to win back any customers who still have all their own teeth. How exactly does “freedom” correlate with being unable to refuse? Did they mis-spell “fascism”?

• According to Popbitch, Sam Fox’s publicist says of her forthcoming album: > “The music is similar to the band Garbage”

  Delete two words from the above quote to uncover the likely truth.