, Empty Spaces is an online journal. So we’d better not disappoint:

Crawled out of bed at 11am, rowed with mum - parents SUCK! Went to Foxy’s yesterday evening, LOL! Wore my new red Docs! Mike and Den were there! I told Den that his shoes were kewl and he replied something else that drivels on and on like this for entry after entry, oh ghod we can’t stand teenage diaries.

BB is vastly insulted by the suggestion that our stream of bile and cynicism is considered a mere diary, no matter how regular or passionate it might appear. BB is preparing to reassert itself. The “I” word is henceforth banned.