BB finds it hard to take seriously the words of a man who lacks the wit to carry an umbrella in Manchester when it’s raining. So it was extremely chucklesome to watch Charles Allen, Chairman of the Commonwealth Subcommittee (Ponchos and Condoms) or something, getting piss-wet through while making his speech at the closing ceremony of the Games. As he praised Manchester to the skies, the skies of Manchester continued to piss down on him and his sleek, slicked Armani suit ever harder.