Which way does the (nuclear) wind blow this week?

Will or Gareth? Full fat or skimmed? Gee, so many choices in this modern world… Let’s see, last week I liked Gareth and hated Will, and was against bombing Iraq. But now they’ve blown up a club in Bali, I think I’m in favour of sending Will Young in and bombing Gareth. Or something. Hmmm, how pretty am I today?