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- After Iraq, Bush promises to hand back sovereignty to Britain
- Poll highlights growing discontent with interim Blair administration.
- Blair brands Opposition, Press, Unions, Robin Cook “terrorists”
- Proposes sweeping new powers to eliminate “all forms of terrorism” as half of Labour party goes into hiding.
- Blair enters “health farm” for restorative treatment
- …While brushing at jacket and screaming “Gargh, terrorists, terrorists everywhere! Get them off me!!”
- Bin Laden broadcast promises to annihilate “decadent, nihilistic, bloated wreck of western soci… click
- Ratings surge for reality makeover talent shows midway through 10 o’clock News.
- Saddam tells Bush where to find WMDs
- US President submits to body cavity search from Attorney General.
- Massive dump of ammonium nitrate fertiliser discovered
- Police raid B&Q Warehouse, arrest 200. Ground Force team charged with incitement to commit terrorist acts.
- Swarthy, olive-skinned men in big padded coats who might suddenly explode
- Is there one staring over your shoulder right now? Well, is there?! HAVE YOU EVEN CHECKED??!!
- Beckham: I couldn’t keep my hands off him
- by David Beckham.
