This Slashdot posting neatly summarises one of the main shortcomings of “CSI: Miami”, although it fails to mention the David Caruso school of acting (remove shades; look around and narrow eyes as 500 megawatts of Florida sunshine burns through your retinas; replace shades; repeat in every scene), the overly-solicitous pathologist who tries to bond with every corpse and the ballistics expert who probably couldn’t say “calibre” without making it sound like the next move at the local square dance.