Why Rebooting Won't Solve Your Problem
- It’s the wrong system.
- It’s the wrong data centre.
- The guy fixing it is almost done…nearly there…just edit this file…hey, who shut the system down?!
- It’s a network issue.
- It’s an application issue.
- It’s a configuration issue.
- It’s a memory leak, so it will solve your problem…temporarily.
- It’s an issue at your end, not the server’s.
- “It’s not a fucking PC, Derek!”
- It’s not a hardware problem. It’s a psychiatric one.
- You’re an idiot.
- You’re not wishing hard enough. Do you want Tinkerbell to die?
- You’ve used up all your magic beans.
- We’re going to not do it and say we did. Same result.
- You’re an idiot.
